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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

suckers

No offense to the band on this video though but i really couldn't take it when someone decides to try to be real smart, especially by fucking up one of my favorite band's song... Want to know why? Just watch this and admit the horror of turning a beauty into the beast...

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Saturday, June 09, 2007

graduation

First of all, sorry for the long period of absence, i was living a life of a massive train wreck where time is of no presence in the entity of rush. I wouldn't lie and say that i love my lecturers, tutors, academic adviser and certain peers at that time, neither would i lie and say that i appreciate those who backstab me to gain certain favors from the lecturers for themselves too, and the worst shit of all was to these kinds of conversation after an extremely hard final exam.

: hey, so hows the paper? what do you think?
: it was easy, almost close to the tips given.
: errr, wait a minute, what tips man?
: didnt you get the tips???

Relying on your own strength when taking 8 subjects including FYP in a single semester is definitely not the solution. It's not just the willpower and responsibility that counts, there are many other factors which may seriously damage your credibility. Issues such as bad health can literally kill you if you are facing flu and headaches during your exam week. Apart from the usual hardworking thing of attending class, passing up every assignments and punctuality, there are many other actions i learnt of which i think will be useful to help survive the entire ordeal.

1. Suck up to the tutors. Be as cute as a hello kitty doll.
2 Massive suck up to the lecturers. yes, laugh at lame jokes.
3 At the class, sit in front row so that they can actually remember your name.
4 Look at them when they are teaching, this gives an impression of you wanting to learn more
5 Be resourceful, get as many contacts of the ppl in your class. they'll save your ass in assignments.
6 In free time, stop frolicking with chicks, meet the lecturers and create small chats
7 Approach the lecturers from time to time, they might sympathize you in the final exam.
8 Try to get tips and solutions early and resourcefully to avoid any stupid mistakes.
9 Avoid bitching about lecturers or tutors in campus, they might be behind you.

There you go, a first hand guide on how to survive undergrad years of studies in a university. This is written so that anyone of you reading this and are still studying can perhaps use these tips as guides to save your ass.

I have officially graduated from MMU as of today, the marks are out and i am cleared for the convocations in August. A big thanks goes out to those who has been supportive of me during the years of my studies here in Malacca, you know who you are. I will be back with mroe updates soon, gotta party for now..!!











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