mid terms and assignments

New things to rant about myself lately :
- itchiness for a new phone has begun again, this time a sonyericsson babe
- i feel that i am like a train wreck in life, day after day of disasters this semester.
- insomnia (refer to previous post)
- rains of 7 project deadlines, and 7 midterms almost everyday continuously. Every single drop is deadly enough that if i get one hit, i'll be staying here for another lifetime.
- softwares learnt so far for this semester alone, c, dev c++, VB.NET, sql, apache, linux and the latest to add in, FORTRAN.
- our very inteligent lecturer asked us to learn how to program a compiler in linux and submit it within two weeks. I've just submitted the thing earlier so pardon my crappy writtings, my mind is extremely screwed at this very moment. Trust me, here's proof..

#include
#include
#include


int main ()
{
jerry_thinks();
printf("Jerry thinks 1+1 = %d", babies);
return 0;
}

jerry_thinks("1+1=3")
{
to_explain_this_theory();
if (man==real man && women==real girl) //real = authentic != aqua's or tomboys
{
int rlshp++ //relationship points grows plus everytime they meet new ppl
men+girl=baby(); //accidents in backseats cause babies
}
else ( man!=real man women!=real girl)
{
int rlshp-- //relationship points grows plus everytime they meet new ppl
men+men=more_men_screwed(); //accidents in backpants
girl+girl = more_women_screwed(); // no comments..
}
return baby;

}



Pardon me if you find my joke stupid or harmfull, i am not in pure state of mind to speak to anyone at this moment...